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No violence

Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. You hit me with a cricket bat. It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better? Call me the Rotmeister All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? It’s art! A statement on modern society, […]

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What could go wrong?

Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. You hit me with a cricket bat. It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better? Call me the Rotmeister All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? It’s art! A statement on modern society, […]

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Call me Rotmeister

Is today’s hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient? You’ve killed me! Oh, you’ve killed me! Ask her how her day was. And yet you haven’t said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you? Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. You hit me with a cricket bat. It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ […]

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Army had half a day

We don’t have a brig. Fry! Quit doing the right thing, you jerk! You guys aren’t Santa! You’re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? And I’m his friend Jesus. Fetal stemcells, aren’t those controversial? Your best is an idiot! Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun! We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised. With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun!

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Not now, not ever

You look perfect I feel like a jigsaw puzzle missing a piece. And I’m not even sure what the picture should be. I’m a sociopath; there’s not much he can do for me. I’ve lived in darkness a long time. Over the years my eyes adjusted until the dark became my world and I could see. I’m partial to air conditioning. I’m a sociopath; there’s not much he can do for me. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating […]

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They’re not aliens

Is today’s hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient? You’ve killed me! Oh, you’ve killed me! Ask her how her day was. And yet you haven’t said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you? Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. You hit me with a cricket bat. It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ […]

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Saving the world

Is today’s hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient? You’ve killed me! Oh, you’ve killed me! Ask her how her day was. And yet you haven’t said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you? Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. You hit me with a cricket bat. It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ […]

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