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Under normal circumstances, I’d take that as a compliment. Tell him time is of the essence. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. I’m partial to air conditioning. You all right, Dexter? Tell him time is of the essence. God created pudding, and then he rested. I’ve lived in darkness a long time. Over the years my eyes adjusted until the dark became my world and I could see. Rorschach would say you have a hard […]
You, a bobsleder!? That I’d like to see! No! Don’t jump! There’s one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain! Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I’m going to come back there and change your opinions manually! You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better? Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary […]
We’ll need to have I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask … not just me. I’m going to tell you something that I’ve never told anyone before. I’m not the monster he wants me to be. So I’m neither man nor beast. I’m something new entirely. With my own set of rules. I’m Dexter. Boo. Only you could make those words cute. I’m really more an apartment person. I’m Dexter, and I’m not sure […]
Only you could make those words cute. Tell him time is of the essence. You look…perfect. You all right, Dexter? Keep your mind limber. I think he’s got a crush on you, Dex! I think he’s got a crush on you, Dex! I’m not the monster he wants me to be. So I’m neither man nor beast. I’m something new entirely. With my own set of rules. I’m Dexter. Boo.
Marge, just about everything’s a sin. Y’ever sat down and read this thing? Technically we’re not supposed to go to the bathroom. Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman — and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.
I’ll keep it short and sweet — Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark. Thank you, steal again. Save me, Jeebus. I’ll keep it short and sweet — Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city! He is the […]
Makes me a … scientist. Finding a needle in a haystack isn’t hard when every straw is computerized. Finding a needle in a haystack isn’t hard when every straw is computerized. I’ve lived in darkness a long time. Over the years my eyes adjusted until the dark became my world and I could see. Keep your mind limber. You look…perfect. Cops, another community I’m not part of. This man is a knight in shining armor. I am not a killer. […]
Is today’s hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient? You’ve killed me! Oh, you’ve killed me! Ask her how her day was. And yet you haven’t said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you? Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. You hit me with a cricket bat. It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ […]
Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. You hit me with a cricket bat. It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better? Call me the Rotmeister All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? It’s art! A statement on modern society, […]
By designer Keita Suzuki Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. You hit me with a cricket bat. It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better? Call me the Rotmeister All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? It’s art! A […]