Check it out, y’all. Everyone who was invited is here. I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. Our love isn’t any different from yours, except it’s hotter, because I’m involved.

Okay, I like a challenge. Whoa a real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year’s costume? It’s toe-tappingly tragic! Daylight and everything. It’s okay, Bender. I like cooking too.

I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? Who are those horrible orange men? No, of course not. It was… uh… porno. Yeah, that’s it. She also liked to shut up! For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored. I feel like I was mauled by Jesus. Would you censor the Venus de Venus just because you can see her spewers?

I suppose I could part with ‘one’ and still be feared… Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! Oh yeah, good luck with that.