I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn’t I break his legs? Well, thanks to the Internet, I’m now bored with sex. Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence?
Who am I making this out to? Morbo can't understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that's shaped like a man wearing a hat. Well, then good news! It's a suppository. Son, as your lawyer, I declare y'all are in a 12-piece bucket o' trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin' up that ol' mess you caused.
Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You'd think it would be something you'd have to freebase. Shut up and get to the point! Fry! Stay back! He's too powerful! OK, if everyone's finished being stupid.