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Burns down

I suppose Ah, the ‘Breakfast Club’ soundtrack! I can’t wait til I’m old enough to feel ways about stuff! I didn’t ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy! Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money!

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Only person

I could if you hadn’t turned on the light and shut off my stereo. I’ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, I’m going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Now ‘I” have to pay ”them’!

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That I’d like

Please, Don-Bot… look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! I just told you! You’ve killed me! I can explain. It’s very valuable. Can I use the gun? Oh, I don’t have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain.

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We are more

She also liked to shut up! That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him! Well, then good news! It’s a suppository. You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they don’t pay you or let you go.

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Tell them

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Soon enough

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Switzerland

There, now he’s trapped in a book I wrote: a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors! Leela, are you alright? You got wanged on the head. Kids don’t turn rotten just from watching TV. You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from intestinal parasites?

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Large bet

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Civilization

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Foggy morning

You seem malnourished With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun! Can we have Bender Burgers again? Meh. Oh no! The professor will hit me! But if Zoidberg ‘fixes’ it… then perhaps gifts! I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. Belligerent and numerous. Incidentally, you have a dime up your nose. Man, I’m sore all over. I feel like I just went ten rounds with mighty Thor. And until then, […]

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