Category: Life

And so we say goodbye

Nov 2, 2016
By Stephanie_999

I love you, buddy And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who's gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet. File not found. Have you ever…

I’m going to remind

Nov 2, 2016
By Stephanie_999

Why did you bring us here? This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! I'm just glad my fat, ugly mama isn't alive to see this day. I had more, but you…

Tonight’s the night

Aug 1, 2016
By Stephanie_999

Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. I like seafood. I'm really more an apartment person. I'm generally confused most of the time. I'm Dexter, and I'm not sure what I…

As an interesting side note

May 20, 2016
By Stephanie_999

Does anybody else feel jealous and aroused and worried? Bender, hurry! This fuel's expensive! Also, we're dying! When I was first asked to make a film about my nephew, Hubert Farnsworth, I thought "Why should…

With a warning label

May 18, 2016
By Stephanie_999

Son, as your lawyer, I declare y'all are in a 12-piece bucket o' trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin' up that ol' mess you caused. You're going…

Actually, that’s still true

Apr 15, 2016
By Stephanie_999

Really?! The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep. Michelle, I don't regret this, but I both rue…

Michelle, I don’t regret

Mar 29, 2016
By Stephanie_999

Michelle, I don't regret this, but I both rue and lament it. All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that's why I'm transferring to business school! This…

Doomsday Devices

Jan 30, 2016
By Stephanie_999

There's one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain! Stop it, stop it. It's fine. I will 'destroy' you! Why yes! Thanks for noticing. No, just a…

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