Stephanie Wiegner

Hello world!

Feb 26, 2018
By Stephanie_999

Welcome to WordPress. This is your first post. Edit or delete it, then start writing!

No, just a regular mistake

Nov 11, 2016
By Stephanie_999

Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men. Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers. Hello, little man. I will destroy you! OK, this has gotta stop. I'm going to remind…

You wouldn’t be there

Nov 8, 2016
By Stephanie_999

Ah, the 'Breakfast Club' soundtrack! I can't wait til I'm old enough to feel ways about stuff! Okay, I like a challenge. Yeah, lots of people did. Guards! Bring me the forms I need to…

I have to go and buy soundtrack

Nov 6, 2016
By Stephanie_999

I saw you with those two "ladies of the evening" at Elzars. Explain that. I found what I need. And it's not friends, it's things. Oh, how awful. Did he…

Finding a needle in a haystack

Nov 2, 2016
By Stephanie_999

Only you could make those words cute. God created pudding, and then he rested. Only you could make those words cute. You look…perfect. I'm doing mental jumping jacks. Only you could make those words cute.…

And so we say goodbye

Nov 2, 2016
By Stephanie_999

I love you, buddy And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who's gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet. File not found. Have you ever…

This is fun

Nov 2, 2016
By Stephanie_999

I'm partial to air conditioning. I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask … not just me. Watching ice melt. This is fun. I'm really more an apartment person. Makes…

I’m going to remind

Nov 2, 2016
By Stephanie_999

Why did you bring us here? This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! I'm just glad my fat, ugly mama isn't alive to see this day. I had more, but you…

Shut up and take my money

Aug 5, 2016
By Stephanie_999

Dissect its brain! That's right, baby. I ain't your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him! Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court! You…

Over the years

Aug 1, 2016
By Stephanie_999

I've lived in darkness a long time. Over the years my eyes adjusted until the dark became my world and I could see. Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again and again. It…

Keep your mind

Aug 1, 2016
By Stephanie_999

We are more Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be. I'm going to tell you something that I've never…

Tonight’s the night

Aug 1, 2016
By Stephanie_999

Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. I like seafood. I'm really more an apartment person. I'm generally confused most of the time. I'm Dexter, and I'm not sure what I…

As an interesting side note

May 20, 2016
By Stephanie_999

Does anybody else feel jealous and aroused and worried? Bender, hurry! This fuel's expensive! Also, we're dying! When I was first asked to make a film about my nephew, Hubert Farnsworth, I thought "Why should…

Wow, you got that off the Internet?

May 18, 2016
By Stephanie_999

Oh sure! For the last time, I don't like lilacs! Your 'first' wife was the one who liked lilacs! There's no part of that sentence I didn't like! I've got to find a way to…

With a warning label

May 18, 2016
By Stephanie_999

Son, as your lawyer, I declare y'all are in a 12-piece bucket o' trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin' up that ol' mess you caused. You're going…

You have a good heart

May 18, 2016
By Stephanie_999

Whoa a real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume? You, a bobsleder!? That I'd like to see! Soon enough. Who are you, my warranty?! Bite my shiny metal ass.…

So I really am important?

Apr 18, 2016
By Stephanie_999

Pansy. Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court! Kif might! Bender, we're trying our best. Are you crazy? I can't swallow that. Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then…

Actually, that’s still true

Apr 15, 2016
By Stephanie_999

Really?! The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep. Michelle, I don't regret this, but I both rue…

Belligerent and numerous

Apr 3, 2016
By Stephanie_999

I usually try Can I use the gun? I wish! It's a nickel. Hi, I'm a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute. Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes!…

Michelle, I don’t regret

Mar 29, 2016
By Stephanie_999

Michelle, I don't regret this, but I both rue and lament it. All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that's why I'm transferring to business school! This…

I feel like a jigsaw

Mar 1, 2016
By Stephanie_999

I'm really more an apartment person. Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized. You all right, Dexter? I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister.…

Doomsday Devices

Jan 30, 2016
By Stephanie_999

There's one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain! Stop it, stop it. It's fine. I will 'destroy' you! Why yes! Thanks for noticing. No, just a…

Is the Space Pope reptilian

Jan 18, 2016
By Stephanie_999

You won't have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you'll be doing. Oh sure! Blame the wizards! Why would I want to know that? No, I'm Santa Claus! When I was…

Oh, how awful

Jan 1, 2016
By Stephanie_999

Okay, it's 500 dollars, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can't hold the charge and the reception isn't very… Then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as…

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